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Writers vs the World

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ultimate-submas-tournament:

ultimate-submas-tournament:

And that’s a wrap!

The first round of The Ultimate Submas Bracket has now ended and we have our first set of winners!

That being said though…

While this event is framed in the lens of a good old fashioned competition, at the end of the day what it’s really about is finding new AUs and coming together as a community. Which means that while these AUs might not be moving on they’re still part of the tourney! These are the underdogs! The unknown! The rare! Which means you should check these ones out specifically!

Leave a comment! Reblog their post! Show them some love because they deserve it just as much as the competitors going forward!

And for those of you who have an itchy drawing finger? Drawings for these folks are extra sweet! Draw your blorbo with someone else’s! Draw the boys hanging out in the breakrooms after being knocked out! Heck, if your AU isn’t even in the running but you draw something tourney related (AND TAG ME so I can find it) I’ll reblog that as well! This is for fun and for exposure- so get out there and enjoy yourselves!

(reminder- all reblogged art on this account is tagged with #ultimate submas tournament art so if you don’t want to see them you can block that tag)

(And I’d like to give a huge apology to those who were put up against a much bigger blog then their own. I tried my best to make brackets even and fair, but I messed up pretty badly for a few of you. My sincerest apologies, I hope y'all had fun anyway)

All that being said- let’s get one more round of applause for these lovely AUs!

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A second round finished with a second batch of knockouts! Go show some love to these lovely creators as we move on to the third round!

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laquilasse:

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Narumitsu week day 6, longing <3

laquilasse:

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THE guy…

openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

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You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

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elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."
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we are in the midst of a true Real One

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identifying-cars-in-posts:

ilikethemwings:

laora-ryn:

Saw this license plate today and I’m still ugly laughing about it

A Texas license plate on a gray Honda Pilot, visible behind a bike rack. The plate's theme is "Columbia remembered." it has a small picture of a rocket with the text to it reading "SPASE"ALT
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2008-2015 Honda Pilot

anais-ninja-bitch:

queen-sammie:

midnightvoyager:

crtter:

caecilius-est-pater:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

iamthecoffeebadger:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

officialdamonalbarn:

officialdamonalbarn:

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

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THANK YOU

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somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

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It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

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You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

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jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

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HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

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as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

damnwyverngems:

syphabelnyades:

simplyghosting:

citric-crow:

ferrumanulum:

snwlvl:

capitalism breeds innovation

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Yeah that will do it.

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improved

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